kolmapäev, 1. aprill 2015

Aprillinaljad poistele

Nali 1. klassis
Leppisime vanematega kokku, et teie koduarvutitesse paigaldakse lugerid, mis fikseerivad kui palju te arvutis üle oma aja olete. Kõik selle aja,  mis üle olete, pesete koolis aknaid.

Nali sel aastal 2. klassis

Neljapäevasele teenistusele võileivad kaasa, sest see kestab vähemalt viieni õhtul. Erakorraliselt tuleb meie teenistusele Rooma paavst.

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Ja paar koolinalja:

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
 One boy throws his bag out the window. 
Teacher: who just threw that?!
 Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

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